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The Geography of a Woman

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The Geography of a Woman

Post by cyberwolf on Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:57 am

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.


Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.


Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.


Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.


Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically un-patrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.


Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.


After 70, they become Afghanistan . Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


The Geography of a Man

Between the ages of 14 and 90 a man is like America. Ruled by a dick

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